Wednesday Answers

From Wednesday Weirdness.

1. If you were to be reincarnated as an inanimate object, what would you choose to come back as?
A refillable pen.

2. If you were told that you would be equipped with the perfect comeback to any remark, but it would cost you five years of your life would you take it?
At this very moment? No. But I am sure it would come in handy at some point, so maybe, if it means living to 95 instead of 100 (we have long life lines in my family).

3. What would be the most shocking thing your mom could have ever told you?
That she & my dad were/are swingers. It would also gross me out completely. (hi mom!)

4. If you could spend 24 hours as the opposite gender, what would you do?
Have sex, duh.

5. Describe the ugliest outfit you have ever worn in public.
Hmmm...well, the 80's and 90's don't count, right, since things were in style then... if they do count, well, pretty much anything I wore then. The puffy paint sweatshirts, acid washed jeans, and 3" high hair really wasn't cute.

6. Do you like to celebrate Valentine's Day or do you wish you could magically pouf it from the calendar? If you did, what holiday would you invent to put in its place?
I am of two minds about Valentine's Day. As a romantic holiday, I think it's so false, and that it's just meant to make so many people feel bad (if you're single, you suck; if you're in a relationship, you must want diamonds and lots of gifts; if you're a guy, you just feel bad for not doing the right thing or something). But, I try to look at it as a way to celebrate my friends and the good love I do have in my life. And, of course, Luca, my #1 valentine:-).